Using Drake’s Lyrics To Figure Out Tony Romo’s Landing Spot
“Call me the referee because I be so official.”
FOX did their best on Sunday to beat Romo’s dick like it owed them money. Troy Aikman was gayer for someone other than Joe Buck for once. Eventually someone is going to have to come to the realization that Dak Prescott is actually pretty good. Doesn’t hurt to have a modern day in the back field who is constantly letting the world know that he wants to eat cereal while he’s playing football. If he’s not a 99 on Madden next year, something is seriously wrong. But I digress. Here are the possible landing spots for Jessica Simpson’s ex.
Broncos(5-2) – Where you movin? I said onto bigger things.
Texans(4-1) – Think before you come for the great one.
Bears(5-1) – World Series attitude, champagne bottle life.
Jets(6-1) – I’m here for a good time, not a long time.
Bills(6-1) – I’m on a roll like Cottonelle.
Cowboys(8-1) – Even when it’s business with you, it’s personal again.
Chiefs(8-1) – Every time you see me I look like I hit the lotto twice.
Cardinals(10-1) – I’m up right now and you suck right now.
Dolphins(14-1) – Started from the bottom now we’re here.
“I’mma worry ’bout me, give a fuck about you.”