The greatest American sport in the world, Nascar
NASCAR season is right around the corner – under 6 short weeks until we see those bright beauts topping 200 MPH at beautiful Daytona International Speedway. If you are like any normal American male you love to crush a couple steveweisers and watch these crazy motherfuckers wheel these cars like they are driving down Interstate 80. This season features many great storylines that could play out, First, with Jimmy Johnson looking to become the sole leader in championships, with 8, passing the great Dale Earnhardt and the best of all time Richard Petty. Next, we have Clint Bowyer returning to a car that can compete every week. Clint has finished the top 10 in points every season he has raced for a top team. Clint is my dark horse to win the cup. There is also Brad Keselowski, Matt Kenseth, Kyle Busch, Kevin Harvick, and Kurt Busch (who we will talk about here in a minute) all looking to tack on a second Championship to their resumes. Ok, back to Kurt Busch, this guy is taking his last chance with a top team and running with it. The last time he drove a Ford he won the cup and anyone who has Aerosmith play at his fucking wedding is a strong contender to win anything in life. Kurt is my runner up for this NASCAR season and I will be purchasing his shirzy. Lastly, we have the NASCAR feel good story and we all know how NASCAR loves those, Dale Earnhardt Jr. Dale Jr is returning from a season-ending concussion and looking to take over the track again. Dale Jr winning the championship this season is best for business and with Carl Edwards retirement (who was my original pick) Dale is my click to pick for this NASCAR season.