There comes a time in every mans life when he must realize times are changing.
Change isn’t always a bad thing. Getting older isn’t the end of the world, in fact, it has opened my eyes to a whole new, better world. Welcome to the world of MILF hunting. It’s a real thing and it is fantastic. In this article, I will include tips for the reader to help you seal the deal with these middle-aged females that are seemingly everywhere.
Just like real estate, the most important factor in landing a MILF is location, location, location. From what I have seen, there is only one sure-fire place to meet classy, in shape, and willing MILFs. That place is Panera Bread. There is something truly special about a soup and sandwich that good looking, middle aged white women can not resist. By simply putting yourself in the right place, you have increased your odds of paydirt ten fold. The approach to picking up a MILF is certainly different than it would be for a younger counterpart. These mature women have seen it all. They know what’s going on. You will never fool a MILF. Years of men hitting on them have honed their senses to the point where they know your next move more than you do. You need to be respectful and straight forward. They’re not buying any bullshit and if they catch on to any indication that you are playing games, a mature MILF will be gone before you know it.
The truth is, the MILF is in control at all times. The older women aren’t looking to be wined and dined. They’ve had that before and it didn’t pan out for them. They’re looking for a fun, respectful guy to take them to pleasure town and leave them alone to finish her shopping and laundry. Follow these tips and you might end up telling one of your friends that you nailed his mom last night. Pay attention to your location. Be respectful. Remember the MILF is always in control.
About the author: Keith Buberle is a twice divorced Cosco employee that has recently hit the dating scene after his wife left him for another woman. In his spare time, he enjoys working on his vacation home and muscle car.
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